i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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