I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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