I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
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It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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