i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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