How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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