Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
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Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
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Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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