I'm really into asian looking animals
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
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I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You ruined the universe
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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