Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
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Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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