Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
