she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
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Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
She needs sedatives and a leash
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
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Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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