yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
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No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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