So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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