I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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