so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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