Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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