It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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