Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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