question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
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Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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