It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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