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i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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