so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
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The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
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Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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