I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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