Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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