What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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