It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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