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Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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