That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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