What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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