Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
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You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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