I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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