I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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