Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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