You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Having a random hookup so left but love u
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Say something about gay babies.
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best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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