dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
only if we run a train.
done.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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