Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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