well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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