There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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