NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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