Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
i think im in europe. pls send help
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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