Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
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