What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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