I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Its about making memories worth repressing
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
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her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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