I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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