Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize