I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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