I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
A+ Viking dick
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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