butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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