I think i sorta joined a cult last night
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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