How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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