u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.