Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
