dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.