Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."