Too much gin, very little bucket
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
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If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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