I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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