are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
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