I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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