i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Boobs speak an international language.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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