When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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