Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
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You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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