Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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